Holy Water Bad Ideas
Holy Water Bad Ideas
About this tee
Forgive Us, Father, For We Just Poured Another Round.
Channel pure mythological decadence with a Renaissance engraving twist. Crafted for those who appreciate witty art sarcasm jokes and vintage aesthetic flair, this design effortlessly elevates your wardrobe while serving top-tier artist gift energy for your favorite midnight schemer.
Why This Design is Perfect For You:
- Classical Mythology Meets Sarcasm: Bold baroque fountain illustration dripping with Dionysian charm and cheeky humor.
- Ornate Dark Academia Aesthetic: Intricate vintage woodcut line work framed by lush ivy, celestial stars, and glowing moonlight.
- The Ultimate Art Lovers Gift: Guaranteed to spark laughs and turn heads at late-night gallery openings, cocktail bars, or studio sessions.
- 100% ring-spun cotton, substantial 6.1 oz.
- Garment-dyed for soft color and a lived-in feel.
- Relaxed unisex fit with room to move.
Keep it looking good
Keep the colour, keep the calm
Your Comfort Colors tee gets softer with every wash. A little care keeps the print gallery fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Skip the bleach and keep the iron off the print
- First wash may bleed slightly, which is normal for garment dyed cotton, so keep it away from whites
The softer it gets, the more you will wear it. That is the whole point.
Shipping & returns
Printed to order
Every tee is printed on demand, so most orders ship within 2 to 7 business days. Once your order ships, you will receive tracking so you can follow it all the way to your door.
If something arrives wrong
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or there is a production mistake, contact us within 30 days of delivery with a clear photo and we will make it right.
Small studio, real people. If something is truly wrong, just reach out.
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Questions about the art?
Need a hand? We are here to help. support@midnightgents.shop
Where is Midnight Gents based?
We are based in Norway, and every tee is printed on demand in the region closest to you.
Can I track my order?
Yes. Once your order ships, we email you a tracking link so you can follow it to your door.
How does this tee fit?
Comfort Colors 1717 has a relaxed unisex fit with room through the body for an easy, laid-back feel. If you are between sizes, size up for a roomier look.
What is this tee made of?
We print on Comfort Colors 1717: a substantial 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton. The garment-dyed fabric has a soft, lived-in feel from the first wear.