Coffee Cig Poop T-Shirt

Your Honest Morning Statement

Some mornings are about quiet reflection, gentle yoga, and artisanal toasts. Then there are the *real* mornings. This isn't just a T-Shirt; it's a declaration of your perfectly imperfect start to the day. It’s for those who appreciate the raw, unfiltered truth of what it takes to get going.

Why This Design is Perfect For You:

• Own your daily ritual with unapologetic humor.
• Spark conversations and knowing smiles wherever you go.
• Show off your wit and relatable morning struggles.
• Perfect for gifting to your fellow realists who get it.

How to Not Ruin Your Bach Tee

Your Comfort Colors tee gets softer with every wash - but only if you treat it right. Here's how:

• Wash cold water only - hot water is for people who don't care about their shirts
• Turn inside out before washing to protect the print
• Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is precious, treat it that way
• First wash may bleed slightly - that's normal for garment-dyed fabric, keep it away from whites
• Tumble dry low or hang dry - air drying means more time to relive the weekend

Do not:

• Bleach (ever)
• Iron directly on the print
• Use fabric softener - it affects the texture over time

The softer it gets, the more you'll wear it. That's the whole point.

Good Things Take Time

Free shipping on orders over $99 because your bride era deserves a little extra treat.

Most orders ship within 2–7 business days.

Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking so you can follow it all the way to your door.

Custom Orders Are Final Sale

Because the item is personalized/custom and made especially for your order, we do not accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations once the order has been placed.

Please double-check all spelling, names, dates, sizing, and color choices before checkout.

If Something Arrives Wrong

We still want you to love your order. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or there is a production mistake, please contact us and we’ll make it right.

Here’s the deal:

• Contact us within 30 days of delivery
• Send a clear photo of the issue
• The item must be unused and in the condition you received it
• Email us at support@midnightgents.shop

We’re a small brand, not a big faceless company - so if something is truly wrong, just reach out. We’ll help.

Policy subject to change, but we’ll always keep it fair.