Reality Optional Artist T-Shirt
Reality Optional Artist T-Shirt
About this tee
Reality Is Completely Optional.
Why stick to boring realism when you can remix the universe? Featuring a bold mashup of classical sculpture, Mondrian-inspired geometric color blocks, a cheeky black cat, and a dripping paintbrush, this T-shirt is the ultimate statement piece for creatives who color outside the lines. Whether you are hunting for the ultimate art lovers gift, an inspired artist gift, or just appreciate sharp art sarcasm jokes, this design turns every street into your personal avant-garde gallery.
Why This Design is Perfect For You:
- Avant-Garde Mashup: Merges classical bust details with modernist primary palettes and surrealist attitude.
- Pure Artist Energy: Bold typographic statement that speaks to painters, designers, and creative thinkers.
- Unmatched Aesthetic: A vibrant, eye-catching visual guaranteed to spark conversations wherever you create.
- 100% ring-spun cotton, substantial 6.1 oz.
- Garment-dyed for soft color and a lived-in feel.
- Relaxed unisex fit with room to move.
Keep it looking good
Keep the colour, keep the calm
Your Comfort Colors tee gets softer with every wash. A little care keeps the print gallery fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Skip the bleach and keep the iron off the print
- First wash may bleed slightly, which is normal for garment dyed cotton, so keep it away from whites
The softer it gets, the more you will wear it. That is the whole point.
Shipping & returns
Printed to order
Every tee is printed on demand, so most orders ship within 2 to 7 business days. Once your order ships, you will receive tracking so you can follow it all the way to your door.
If something arrives wrong
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or there is a production mistake, contact us within 30 days of delivery with a clear photo and we will make it right.
Small studio, real people. If something is truly wrong, just reach out.
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Questions about the art?
Need a hand? We are here to help. support@midnightgents.shop
Where is Midnight Gents based?
We are based in Norway, and every tee is printed on demand in the region closest to you.
Can I track my order?
Yes. Once your order ships, we email you a tracking link so you can follow it to your door.
How does this tee fit?
Comfort Colors 1717 has a relaxed unisex fit with room through the body for an easy, laid-back feel. If you are between sizes, size up for a roomier look.
What is this tee made of?
We print on Comfort Colors 1717: a substantial 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton. The garment-dyed fabric has a soft, lived-in feel from the first wear.